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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
thegirlwhodidnotmakesense: i used to think those were the tastiest looking things ever when i was little…concerning.

thegirlwhodidnotmakesense:

i used to think those were the tastiest looking things ever when i was little…concerning.

(via samusmaximus)

(Source: 143-addicted, via classyrichter)

bronteloganwinchester:

blueeyesthatburnlikecigarettes:

captainamericock:

ravenclawjess:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

average britain

the all right lakes

acceptable scott!

Alexander the “meh”

(via brrrrmalittlebiggerdarling)

(Source: soen-neos, via classyrichter)

videogamenostalgia:

Halo Saga

Inspired by the art of Fabio Castro Soto and his Mass Effect Trilogy posters, these pieces focus on the Halo series (not counting Halo Wars) and the story of Earth, the Covenant, Master Chief, and the Forerunners.

[Available @ RedBubble]

(via: archymedius)

(Source: unrealendings, via classyrichter)

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